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One day before bed I was standing in my bathroom in front of the mirror feeling my heart beat in my chest, and I thought: “I have a pump in my chest, about the size of my fist, made of meat that pumps 700,000 gallons of blood per year and runs for 90 years on donuts and I gotta prove that God exists?”
The absurdity of atheism was made even more clear to me that evening. The quote made it into my film “How to Answer the Fool,” and a friend – Darren Seelye – designed this cool shirt.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
The shipping rates available to you for any given product are based on weight as governed by USPS:
First Class: 15oz or less
Priority: 1lb or more
Priority and First class come with with tracking depending on what you order.
If you order using Priority service, your order will come with $100 insurance through USPS should it get lost or damaged during shipment. We recommend on more expensive products for customer to select this option to safeguard thier investment.
As we are a small business, and currently it is just one man processing all the orders... please know we are a “create on demand” business. All orders are uniquely created after the order is placed, there is no pre-made inventory of products kept on hand which is why processing times vary from 1-14 business days.
Please understand, I must balance the requirements of church, family, seminary, a full time job and running Reformed Sage store and social media accounts.
Typically we get all orders shipped within 3-7 days.
Shipping speeds after fulfillment depending on your choice of mail service, this chart provides a rough estimation of shipping transit times:
USA
2-8 business days
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Canada
5-10business days without tracking
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Australia
10-20business days without tracking
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International from USA
10-20business days without tracking
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International from Europe
5-10business days within Europe
10-20business days worldwide
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Below are the locations we currently ship to:
USA Domestic: All 50 states
Europe: Albania, Andorra, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Guernsey, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Jersey, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malta, Moldova, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom, Vatican City
(Certain items) Worldwide:
Armenia, Azerbaijan, Australia, Bahrain, Canada, China, Georgia, Hong Kong, Indonesia, India, Israel, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Korea, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan, Lebanon, Macao, Malaysia, Mexico, Mongolia, Oman, Pakistan, Philippines, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Thailand, Turkey, Turkmenistan, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, Yemen, Qatar, Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Dominica, Greenland, Jamaica, Paraguay, Peru, Suriname, Uruguay, Venezuela, Benin, Botswana, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Congo, Egypt, Eritrea, Ghana, Kenya, Mali, Mauritius, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nigeria, Seychelles, South Africa, Tanzania, Tunisia
