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Get this awesome shirt to tell all the Arminians around you that its safe to be near you!
You are no longer in that cage and are ready to engage the Sage Stage. Cage- Stage Calvinism is the same as those people on Keto, you know... they are just DYING to tell you about it every 5 seconds. Cage Stagers apparently have an amazing spiritual gift to turn every conversation possible into a discussion of the Five Points of Calvinism.
Thus, it's advised that those usually newly minted Calvinists should be placed in a cage until they calm down. Think of them as the Reformed Karens wanting to talk to the pastor in charge every Sunday because he said the words "come to Christ oh sinner.
To learn more about the Cage Stage, check out these links from our friends at Ligonier Ministries:
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
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