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Men's Tall T-Shirt | Gildan 2000T - Cage Free Calvinist - Tall Tee - The Reformed Sage - reformed - reformed gifts - christian gifts -

Cage Free Calvinist - Tall Tee

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Get this awesome shirt to tell all the Arminians around you that its safe to be near you! You are a cage free, Scripture fed, non-heretical Calvinist! You are no longer in that cage and are ready to engage the Sage Stage. Cage-Stage Calvinism is the same as those people on Keto, you know... they are just DYING to tell you about it every 5 seconds. Cage Stagers apparently have an amazing spiritual gift to turn every conversation possible into a discussion of the Five Points of Calvinism. Thus, it's advised that those usually newly minted Calvinists should be placed in a cage until they calm down. Think of them as the Reformed Karens wanting to talk to the pastor in charge every Sunday because he said the words "come to Christ oh sinner. To learn more about the Cage Stage, check out these links from our friends at Ligonier Ministries: Here and Here

This relaxed fit tall men's T-shirt has a generous fit for taller men with longer sleeves and body. Equipped with a double stitched seamless rib collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. The material is made from 100% cotton and has a fabric weight of 5.6 oz.
Men's Tall T-Shirt
relaxed fit
LT 32 in 22 in 9.5 in
XLT 34 in 24 in 10 in
2XT 34 in 26 in 10 in
3XT 36 in 28 in 10 in