Get this awesome shirt to tell all the Arminians around you that its safe to be near you!
You are a cage free, Scripture fed, non-heretical Calvinist!
You are no longer in that cage and are ready to engage the Sage Stage. Cage-Stage Calvinism is the same as those people on Keto, you know... they are just DYING to tell you about it every 5 seconds. Cage Stagers apparently have an amazing spiritual gift to turn every conversation possible into a discussion of the Five Points of Calvinism.
Thus, it's advised that those usually newly minted Calvinists should be placed in a cage until they calm down. Think of them as the Reformed Karens wanting to talk to the pastor in charge every Sunday because he said the words "come to Christ oh sinner.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Double-layered hood
• No drawcords
• Kangaroo pouch pocket with a hidden opening for earphone cord
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Twin needle stitching detailing
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
You are a cage free, Scripture fed, non-heretical Calvinist!
You are no longer in that cage and are ready to engage the Sage Stage. Cage-Stage Calvinism is the same as those people on Keto, you know... they are just DYING to tell you about it every 5 seconds. Cage Stagers apparently have an amazing spiritual gift to turn every conversation possible into a discussion of the Five Points of Calvinism.
Thus, it's advised that those usually newly minted Calvinists should be placed in a cage until they calm down. Think of them as the Reformed Karens wanting to talk to the pastor in charge every Sunday because he said the words "come to Christ oh sinner.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Double-layered hood
• No drawcords
• Kangaroo pouch pocket with a hidden opening for earphone cord
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Twin needle stitching detailing
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Length (inches) | 17 ¼ | 18 ⅞ | 20 ½ | 22 ⅜ | 24 ⅜ |
| Width (inches) | 15 ⅜ | 16 ⅛ | 16 ⅞ | 18 ⅛ | 19 ¼ |
| Sleeve Length (inches) | 14 ⅝ | 15 ¾ | 16 ⅞ | 18 ½ | 20 ⅛ |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Length (cm) | 44 | 48 | 52 | 57 | 62 |
| Width (cm) | 39 | 41 | 43 | 46 | 49 |
| Sleeve Length (cm) | 37 | 40 | 43 | 47 | 51 |