Get this awesome shirt to tell all the Arminians around you that its safe to be near you!
You are a cage free, Scripture fed, non-heretical Calvinist!
You are no longer in that cage and are ready to engage the Sage Stage. Cage-Stage Calvinism is the same as those people on Keto, you know... they are just DYING to tell you about it every 5 seconds. Cage Stagers apparently have an amazing spiritual gift to turn every conversation possible into a discussion of the Five Points of Calvinism.
Thus, it's advised that those usually newly minted Calvinists should be placed in a cage until they calm down. Think of them as the Reformed Karens wanting to talk to the pastor in charge every Sunday because he said the words "come to Christ oh sinner.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua